- Microwaved a metal can opener in an attempt to sterilize it
- Used a rubber dishwashing glove as an oven mitt
- Left the same rerun of the Big Bang Theory running in a loop on the PVR all day because I couldn't find the remote
- Walked into things so many times that my legs are covered in suspicious looking bruises
- Actually had to stop to think about how many scoops of formula I'd need to make a '12 scoop' and '6 scoop' recipe
- Called my children by the dogs' names
- Called each of my children by the other's gender
Sleep deprivation is serious business, people. Good thing these babies are cute.
Oh, yeah... been there! I'd say you're doing pretty well. This is why I didn't leave the house for 2 weeks after we brought the kids home - couldn't imagine driving! Hang in there!
ReplyDeleteI hope you don't think I'm laughing at your expense, but I couldn't help giggling over the bruises. You could still play connect the dots on my legs. I don't even know where they come from. Hehe
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